Christian Love would! He was asked to become a resident of Pleasantview earlier this round by Darren Dreamer (whom he now has a pink heart for, but I am not going to follow up on that, since Darren is otherwise romantically involved).
Christian is, as you can see, an elderly man. That means he won't be able to reach his lifetime want of becoming Criminal Mastermind. But he can have a good life nonetheless, and I will try to fulfill as many of his daily wishes as possible.
He is unemployed and has only a handful of skill points scattered about his profile, but a Gold Badge for Sales. With more than 7,400 Simoleons in the bank, he does not have any pressing financial worries yet, but will have to be careful about spending.
By the time Chris has gone back to bed and woken up again, it is full daylight. Immediately, he asks Katerina over... and to move in. She happily accepts, and we have a newcomer:
Katerina Kim, currently working as a GP but dreaming of becoming Criminal Mastermind (is that why she and Chris get along so well). Her aspiration is Knowledge, and she adds 4,000 Simoleons to the household. In her backpack are a vase of sunflowers and a video game.
Sunday is an uneventful day with Christian and Katerina enjoying their newfound domestic bliss.
No job offering in the Criminal career yet for Kate, but Chris gets busy with the makeover station, offering a free demonstration of his skill to everyone who happens to walk by. As it is winter, now some of the townies wear matching headgear with their padded coats, boots and scarves. A few phonecalls are made, meals are eaten and baths taken. As I said - domestic bliss :-)
Chris and Kate make a nice couple, in spite of their age gap. Whether they will remain together is anyone's guess - you know what i think of 3-bolt loves: If either of them shall come across a 3-bolt-attraction, I won't stop them.
Katerina ringing the door bell at 2:00 in the morning and then disappearing without a word after that kiss was odd; I don't think I've ever seen it happening before.
Having Christian give makeovers to all and sundry was fun and gave him something to do.